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  Brian

  1 year ago

  First I said F$@# why didn't I start a stupid blog about shipping... then confusion... now I just think you're an ass*@# .
  
  Good one John!
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  Richard

  1 year ago

  LMAO
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  Shipster2

  1 year ago

  i just fell off my chair
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  Devon

  1 year ago

  Brilliant!
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  Peter Stinson

  1 year ago

  Congratulations!
  
  Just wanted to let you know that AN UNOFFICIAL COAST GUARD BLOG has signed an agreement in principle for Unofficial Networks to purchase our little site for $1.2 million. We'd have held out for more, but one of our contributors was recently canned for his blogging activities.
  
  You can see the full details here.
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  Raina

  1 year ago

  Can't believe I fell for that. I'm turning my computer off for the day lest someone else take advantage of my trusting nature.
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  Capt932

  1 year ago

  Wait, gCaptain and unofficial networks are alredy the same company so whats the logistics of selling to yourself?
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  John

  1 year ago

  Capt932,
  
  While your assumption is technically correct this post was the tactical implementation of our international strategy which recognizes the need for global diversification and brand awareness.
  
  The technical logistics are a closely guarded secret but the short answer is; we shall be leveraging our vast supply of high interest debt with the ultimate goal of increasing internal inefficiencies. The mechanics of the deal include an equity swap, asset-backed securities, non-convertible indentures and all other means offered prior to the commoditization of the maritime blogosphere and resultant diminishing worth of our core asset.
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  admin

  1 year ago

  Thanks everyone for an enjoyable April Fools! I'm honored and humbled by the 20+ people who emailed me with congratulations, in doing so you joined us in thinking this dream is possible.
  
  -John
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